Available At: Hy-Vee

Notes: If you’ve never heard of mead before, it is fermented honey and water and is the oldest alcoholic beverage known to man. You’d have heard of it if you’d read Beowulf, the oldest surviving long poem in Old English, which takes place in part in a mead hall. So, oldest alcoholic beverage + oldest long poem in Old English + super ancient dive bar, under monster attack. Sounds badass, right? Kind of makes you want to bring history to life by infusing that sucker with pumpkin and drinking it. At least in theory. In practice, I did not like this. It was cloyingly sweet and had no pumpkin flavor to it whatsoever.

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